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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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alreadyniall:

when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving

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i-am-lady-larkin:

This speaks to me

(via sextingfinnick)

bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

(Source: yay--stefon, via wizards-have-more-fun)

everets:

an hour is only 600 vines long

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tortillah:

"youre laughing because youre lying!"

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(Source: studip, via emilykate78)

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

immesofuck-you:

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: idiod, via some-weird-shit-is-going-on)

hobolunchbox:

Judge Judy moves to HBO. 

(via keepthe-earth-belowmyfeet)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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