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porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

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17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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lorddisickbitches:

Scott and Kourtney dressed up as Bruce and Kris in attempt to recreate their deleted sextape.

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anthxny:

#classact

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nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

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this one did u see it

did u see this

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iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

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tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

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cybercitrus:

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adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

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surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing

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